Experimental Vessel Jet Tag

(Because normal keychains are for normal vessels.)

Your keys have officially been reassigned.

The Experimental Vessel Jet Tag features JAKO-13 embroidered on one side and EXPERIMENTAL VESSEL on the other, surrounded by teal technical markings that make it look significantly more important than any keychain has a right to.

Clip it to your keys, backpack, camera bag, travel case, race gear, or whatever questionable machine you are currently operating. The black woven body and matching black metal hook keep it subtle—until someone gets close enough to realize you have apparently classified your daily driver as an experimental vessel.

Why you might want one:

• Makes your keys significantly easier to find
• Clips onto bags, cases, belt loops, and other gear
• Double-sided embroidered design
• Looks vaguely official while granting absolutely no clearance
• Costs exactly $13, because obviously it does

Specs (because we’re professionals now):

• Front embroidery: JAKO-13
• Back embroidery: EXPERIMENTAL VESSEL
• Black woven tag
• Teal and light-grey embroidered details
• Black metal snap hook
• Approx. 13.5 cm × 3 cm / 5.3 in × 1.2 in
• Price: $13 USD

No vessel included. Experimental status begins the moment you clip it on.