{"product_id":"experimental-vessel-jet-tag","title":"Experimental Vessel Jet Tag","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eExperimental Vessel Jet Tag\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Because normal keychains are for normal vessels.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour keys have officially been reassigned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eExperimental Vessel Jet Tag\u003c\/strong\u003e features \u003cstrong\u003eJAKO-13\u003c\/strong\u003e embroidered on one side and \u003cstrong\u003eEXPERIMENTAL VESSEL\u003c\/strong\u003e on the other, surrounded by teal technical markings that make it look significantly more important than any keychain has a right to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip it to your keys, backpack, camera bag, travel case, race gear, or whatever questionable machine you are currently operating. The black woven body and matching black metal hook keep it subtle—until someone gets close enough to realize you have apparently classified your daily driver as an experimental vessel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you might want one:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes your keys significantly easier to find\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClips onto bags, cases, belt loops, and other gear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-sided embroidered design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLooks vaguely official while granting absolutely no clearance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCosts exactly \u003cstrong\u003e$13\u003c\/strong\u003e, because obviously it does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003eSpecs \u003cem\u003e(because we’re professionals now):\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront embroidery: \u003cstrong\u003eJAKO-13\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack embroidery: \u003cstrong\u003eEXPERIMENTAL VESSEL\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack woven tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeal and light-grey embroidered details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack metal snap hook\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. \u003cstrong\u003e13.5 cm × 3 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e \/ \u003cstrong\u003e5.3 in × 1.2 in\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrice: \u003cstrong\u003e$13 USD\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo vessel included. Experimental status begins the moment you clip it on.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jako13","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384063279158,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/1748\/4854\/files\/ExperimentalVessel.jpg?v=1787662253","url":"https:\/\/jako13.com\/products\/experimental-vessel-jet-tag","provider":"Jako13","version":"1.0","type":"link"}